Simon Petrikov Unearths Ancient Treasure
Silly man returns from expedition with a marginally exciting discovery.
By Bruce Guese,
Andersonsonia (?) Standard
It was _______ morning that greeted the ________ of hard-drinking journalists ________ pidgeons. The impromptu press confrence was conven___ professor of archaeology and bon viva____ Simon Petrikov. You may remember Petrikov from ______ thing F_____va. Well that g____ ___ from his _____ expedition in the ____ ____ or wherever.
With much po___ Petrikov unveils the most significant piece from the dig to a rapt audience. ____ ou__ it was just a book. A rut______ had translated as “The Enchir—
OH MY GOD SIMON PETRIKOV DISCOVERED THE ENCHIREDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cover ____ with still life and ins__ ___ ___ of gems was alrig___ loo___ (looted?)
"The book seems to contain rules of conduct…"
Simon Petrikov delivers his latest find to the ____ Museum of History